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Whitney Houston

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Australian Politics

more floods in Queensland....again

 

Refugees

lol!!

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better late than never!!!

"I Love you

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One day a mechanic was working late under a car

and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth.

“Wow! That stuff isn’t too bad tasting” he thought.

 Next day he told his buddy about tasting the brake fluid.

“Not bad,” he said. “Think I’ll have a little more today.”

His friend got a little concerned but didn’t say anything.

 Next day he told about drinking a cup full of the brake fluid.

“Great stuff! Think I’ll have some more today.” And so he did.

A few days later he was up to a bottle a day, and told his friend

“This brake fluid is really great stuff.”

His friend was now really worried.

 “You know that brake fluid is poison and really bad for you

. You better stop drinking that stuff.”

“Hey, no problem,” he said, “I can stop any time.”

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Prank finds a hero

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How People perceive me !!!

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It was their fifth anniversary,

 and Nina and Lloyd had just returned from the movies.

 Nina was feeling quite romantic.

"Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?" she crooned.

"Why not?" Lloyd grunted.

 "Didn't I love you through the four other shades -- so far

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Animal misconceptions

Those Funny Animals

Bear Pole Dancing

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CATS

thanks Toni S

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Is this a Wal- Mart pictue!!!

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Not What you think!!!

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Chinese Fast Food Restaurants

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It had been a quiet night at the local bar so far, but then the door was thrown open

and an interstate highway strode in.

"I'm an interstate highway," he declared.

"I stretch from coast to coast and have at least four lanes,

 shoulders and a median almost my entire length.

 I have the highest speed limit of any highway. I'm the best of the highways,

 and I'm afraid of no highway and no road."

He then strode up to the bar, ordered a beer,

 and began drinking it while looking around.

A short time later, a four-lane highway came in,

went to the end of the bar, and ordered a beer.

 The interstate looked him over and walked over to him.

 "I'm an interstate highway," he declared.

 "I stretch from coast to coast and have at least four lanes, shoulders,

 and a median almost my entire length.

 I have the highest speed limit of any highway.

I'm the best of the highways, and I'm not afraid of you."

The four-lane highway said, "I agree that you're the best.

I don't want any trouble with you. Let me buy you a beer," and he did.

They drank their beers and discussed their engineering specifications.

After a half hour, the door opened again and a two-lane road came in,

 went to the other end of the bar, and ordered a beer.

 The interstate looked him over and told the four-lane highway

that he had to take care of the new arrival.

 He walked over to the two-lane road and said,

"I'm an interstate highway. I stretch from coast to coast and have at least four lanes,

 shoulders, and a median almost my entire length.

 I have the highest speed limit of any highway.

 I'm the best of the highways, and I'm not afraid of you."

The two-lane road quivered a bit and said,

 "You're absolutely right. You are the best of the highways.

 I'm just a lowly two-lane road. I don't want any trouble.

 Can I buy beers for you and the four-lane highway?"

The interstate motioned the four-lane highway to come over.

The two-lane road bought beers for each of them,

 and the three drank their beers

and discussed the merits of various paving materials.

After another half hour, the door opened again

and a strip of asphalt about eight feet wide came in.

The interstate highway ducked behind the bar and hid their quivering quietly.

 The bartender was shocked.

After serving the asphalt strip, he walked over to where the interstate was hiding

. "I watched you stand up to the four-lane highway and the two-lane road.

 You said you weren't afraid of any highway or road.

 Why are you hiding from that little asphalt strip?"

The interstate replied quietly, "It's true that I'm not afraid of any highway or road.

 but he's a cycle path!"

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A Glass of Red

thanks Toni S

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thanks Steve McV

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Sexy and I know it

amazing!!

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What became of them in later life

thanks Kitty L

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thanks Jayne M

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Card Ad

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thanks Toni S

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SOME MORE FUNNY SIGNS

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Old Men chasing the Lady

thanks Toni S

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Transport Fails

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