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Land fill Harmonic
the new year
Christmas was over,
so Rudolph had a chance to do something
he had wanted to do for a long time.
He made an appointment with a plastic surgeon
because he was so sensitive about his looks.
he had wanted to do for a long time.
He made an appointment with a plastic surgeon
because he was so sensitive about his looks.
However, it wasn’t
his glowing proboscis that he wanted changed.
He was proud of his nose and the help he had given Santa because of it.
No, he was sensitive about his long ears which were much more prominent
than the ears of the average reindeer.
He was proud of his nose and the help he had given Santa because of it.
No, he was sensitive about his long ears which were much more prominent
than the ears of the average reindeer.
So one week after Christmas, he
underwent reconstructive surgery,
and since that time, January 1st has been celebrated as
… New Ears Day.
and since that time, January 1st has been celebrated as
… New Ears Day.
take a train ride to 2013
Just wait for the
pictures to come on and have your sound on.
This is really beautiful.
Enjoy!!!
Thanks Karl Z
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Five Signs You're at a
Lame New Year's Eve Party..........
1. The party hats look
suspiciously like stolen traffic cones.
2. There's a
Happy 2009 sticker on the packet of shrimp I've been eating all night.
3. It's January
6th.
4. Prison regulations
require lights out at 10:00 p.m.
5. The champagne
tastes suspiciously like apple juice mixed with Alka Seltzer.
Seasons Gweetings
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Those Funny Animals
Cat Resolutions
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The
latest buzz from the viral media frontier is this heartwarming photo
of a baby
grabbing a doctor's finger while still inside the mother's womb.
the
image has accumulated more than 6,900 likes
and 3,700 shares in about two
weeks.
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After
years of being blasted into a net,
the human cannonball went to the circus
owner
and told him he was going to retire.
"But you can't!" shouted the cigar-chomping boss,
"But you can't!" shouted the cigar-chomping boss,
"Where am I
going to find a man of your caliber?"
As it turned out, the human cannonball who replaced him
As it turned out, the human cannonball who replaced him
was hired and fired the
same night.
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Golf
This is a photo from
a golf course after being struck by lightning.
The fascinating fractal pattern
you see on the fairway
is known as a Lichtenberg figure,
which are branching
electrical discharges.
For those golf
addicts who always try and get one more hole
in before vacating the course
during a thunderstorm
, let this image serve as a warning why that may not be
the best idea.
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The World in Two Minutes
Italy
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Bacon!!!!
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Dad's pager
went off, summoning him to the hospital,
where he is an anesthetist.
As
he raced toward the hospital, a patrol car sped up behind him
-- lights were
flashing.
Dad hung his stethoscope out the window,
Dad hung his stethoscope out the window,
to signal that he was on an emergency call.
Within seconds, came the police officer's hand in response,
dangling a pair of
handcuffs out the window.
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Some rare photographs
"Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers."
After realizing a woman was running Boston marathon organizer Jock Semple
went after Kathrine Switzer.
Other runners blocked him and she went on to finish the
race. 1967.
The only known photograph of an African American Union soldier
with his family. c1863-65
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A Native American looks down at a newly-completed section
of the
transcontinental railroad. Nevada , about 1868
Jewish refugees, approaching allied soldiers, become
aware that
they have just been liberated, April, 1945
Martin Luther King Jr removing a burned cross from his front yard
with his son at his side. Atlanta Ga 1960
9 kings featured in one photo (Windsor Castle, 20 May 1910)
Johnny Cash performing for prisoners at Folsom Prison – Jan. 13th
1968
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this video I have posted before
but here it is again to enjoy
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It's just a modern world we live in
The residents of Silicon Valley are more confused than usual
after a billboard campaign by the National Multiple Sclerosis Society of
America
used this line in an ad slogan: "MS: It's not a
software company,"
exploiting the fame of a certain company to draw
attention
to an altogether worthier cause.
Requests to comment on the campaign
have been met
by a surly silence by Microsoft,
which doesn't relish the
association of ideas
but is painfully aware that it can't afford to appear
insensitive
over such an issue.
Seasoned
information technology professionals
will have no trouble telling the two MS's
apart:
One is a debilitating and surprisingly widespread affliction
that
renders the sufferer barely able to perform
the
simplest task.
The other is a disease,
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Wins...2012
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A guy applied for a job advertised in the paper for a Zoo Keeper
and was asked to come in for an interview.
The interviewer invited the guy into
his office,
asked him to take a seat and sat down behind his desk to begin the
interview.
"So, do you have any experience in this field?"
the interviewer
asked.
"Oh, yes. I am more than qualified for this position,"
the guy
replied.
"And what type of experience do you have then?"
the interviewer
asked.
"I was raised in the Mahale Mountains in Tanzania by monkeys,"
the
guy replied.
The interviewer was convinced he had a real nut case
here but was interested in
hearing his story anyway
. Peering over the rim of his glasses he asked,
"Ah yeah, what did you say your name was again?"
"Jim...Jim Pan-Zee."
Two young men were out in the woods
on a camping trip,
when they came upon this great trout brook.
They stayed
there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.
At the end of the day,
knowing that
they would be graduating from college soon,
they vowed that they would meet in
twenty years
at the same place and renew the experience.
Twenty years later, they met and
traveled to a spot
near where they had been years before.
They walked
into the woods, and before long, came upon a brook.
One of the men said
to the other, "This is the place!".
The other replied, "No, it's
not!"
The first man said,
"Yes, I do
recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side."
To which the
other man replied,
"Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover."
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We haven't visited Walmart for awhile
thanks Jayne M
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time
girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon,
he was assembling some loads for
an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After along period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been
thinking, now that we are married
I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting,
hand-loading, and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns and boat."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my
ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!" she screams,
"I didn't know
you were married before!"
”I wasn't!“
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POSTERS
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Dance like nobodys watching
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Blonde's
Doctor!"
the blonde patient cried.
"I keep seeing spots!"
The doctor scratched his head, paused for a moment,
and asked her,
"Why have you come to me?
Have you seen an opthamologist?"
"I keep seeing spots!"
The doctor scratched his head, paused for a moment,
and asked her,
"Why have you come to me?
Have you seen an opthamologist?"
"No,"
said the blonde.
"Just spots."
"Just spots."
I met a blonde in a bar last night
and I asked,
“What’s your name?”
“What’s your name?”
“It’s K,” she replied.
“That’s sexy,” I said,
“What’s it short for?”
“What’s it short for?”
She smiled and answered,
“So I can spell it.”
“So I can spell it.”
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It must be cold there!!
Victor Borge
more rare photos
from World War 2
Snow on deck. USS Philippine Sea North
Pacific 1945
German 280mm K5 firing
Thanks Ray S
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Italian Car Pool
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This Weeks Signs
A woman
in a supermarket is following a grandfather
and his badly behaved 3-year-old
grandson.
It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the
child
screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle,
biscuits in the biscuit aisle,
and for
fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles.
Meanwhile, Granddad is working his
way around,
saying in a controlled voice,
"Easy, William, we won't be
long, easy, boy."
Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say,
"It's okay, William, just a couple more minutes
and we'll be out of here.
Hang in there, boy."
At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items
out of the cart,
and Granddad says again in a controlled voice,
"William,
William, relax buddy, don't get upset.
We'll be home in five minutes, stay
cool, William."
Very
impressed, the woman goes outside
where the grandfather is loading his
groceries and the boy into the car.
She says to the elderly gentleman,
"It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there.
I don't know how
you did it.
That whole time, you kept your composure,
and no matter how loud
and disruptive he got,
you just calmly kept saying things would be okay.
William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa.."
"Thanks,"
says the grandfather,
"but I'm William... the little sh*t's name is Kevin."
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PHILS PHILOSOPHY
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3 comments:
Oh the Wal*Mart folks. I don't shop in Wal*Mart. Refuse to enter their doors. It's like traveling to the Outer Limits.
Stole the kitty picture with the too small basket. Perfect for Feline Friday. I gave you credit.
Have a terrific day. :)
The in utero surgery brought back lots of memories. My daughter had in utero surgery when she was 20 wks pregnant with twins and had twin to twin transfusion syndrome. My identical twin girls are almost 18 mths old. They both wouldn't have survived without the surgery; medicine has made some awesome strides! Oh yes, one of the girls grabbed a surgical instrument - we have the video to prove it. Thanks for the memories, Phil!
HUGS,
toni
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