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 thanks Kitty L

Right-o you lot, reckon you know a bit about Oz?

 Have a gander at this site and see how you fare.

Not many will get past 19 out of 25, but if you do . . . you could be termed a smart . . .

Check if you still qualify for the Aussie passport http://media.news.com.au/multimedia/2012/01/oz_quiz/oz_quiz.swf

thanks Ray S

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The Blue Lagoon, Ecuador

Rago National Park, Norway

The Inhabited Volcanic Island of Aogashima, Japan

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In my early driving days, I had the bad habit of running out of gas frequently. 

 Once, I was stranded at the mall and called my father for help.

    When he arrived, I was under the hood, poking around.  

"I think there's something preventing the gas from reaching the carburetor," 

I said.

    "Yeah," Dad shot back. "A twenty- dollar bill."

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Those Funny Animals

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the best way to fully enjoy this video is on full screen

thanks Ray S

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Fascinating Trivia

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Awesome 2013

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POSTERS

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People vs Winter

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A mother firefly was taking her children for a walk near dusk,

 and they came to a dark woods.

"All right, kids," she ordered, 

"line up, and whatever happens, don't shine your light. 

There are owls in the forest and they might fly down and eat you!"

The small fireflies did as they were told, 

with the youngest firefly at the end of the line.

 As they were moving carefully along, 

suddenly the mother saw a light far back.

"Stop!" she whispered.

"Who lit the light back there?"

"I did," admitted the youngster.

"You heard what I told you," scolded the mother.

"Why did you disobey?"

"Well," said the little one, 

"when you gotta glow, you gotta glow!"

I heard that they found about 200 dead crows near Topeka, and there

was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. They had a bird

pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, & he confirmed the

problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief. 

However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with

trucks, & only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. 

The province then hired an ornithological behaviourist to determine the

disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill. 

The ornithological behaviourist determined the cause in short order. When

crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say, "cah", but

none could  say "truck."  

Have a nice day...

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Speed Kills

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The Honda crotch rocket rider was traveling at approximately 

85 mph. The VW driver was talking on a cell phone when she 

Pulled out from a side street, apparently not seeing the 

Motorcycle. The riders reaction time was not sufficient 

Enough to avoid this accident.

The car had two passengers 

And the bike rider was found INSIDE the car with them.

The Volkswagen actually flipped over from the force of impact 

And landed 20 feet from where the collision took place. 

All three involved (two in the car and the bike rider) were 

Killed instantly. This graphic demonstration was placed at 

The Motorcycle Fair by the Police and Road Safety Department..

Pass this on to car drivers or soon to be 

New drivers, or new motorcycle owners

AND ESPECIALLY EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO HAS A CELL PHONE!!!!!

A picture is worth a thousand words. 

Save a life…

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Handy Hints

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A journey trough the seasons

Norway

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Aliens have landed at the Wal mart again

thanks Kitty L

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Women

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thanks Diane M

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I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

  

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

  

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry.  Are you three whales from Scotland?"

  

And that's the last thing I remember

thanks Don H

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Beer Religion

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. 

 On the first hole, he sliced into the rough.  

His opponent heard him mutter, 

"Hoover!" under his breath.

    On the second hole, the ball went straight into a water hazard. 

 "Hoover!" again, a little louder this time.

    On the third hole, a miracle occurred and Father Murphy's 

drive landed on the green only six inches from the hole! 

 "Praise be to God!"

    He carefully lined up the putt, 

but the ball curved around the hole instead of going in. 

 "HOOVER!!!"

    By this time, his opponent could not withhold his curiosity any longer, 

and asked why the priest said "Hoover."

    "It's the biggest dam I know." 

the priest replied.

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its just a modern world we live in!!

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This Weeks Signs

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