Saturday, September 7, 2013




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Stunning pictures of the world








Russian Car Advert

Thanks Geoff C




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If only the world was like this all the time





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Mini Horn Section




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Those Funny Animals










Skateboarding Animals














Dogs that love water







Dog,  Kid and a puddle





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Phun Phacts









A milkman dying in hospital is surrounded by his two sons, daughter,
his wife and the nurse.

He says to his eldest son,
 “To you Peter, I leave the Beverly houses.”

To his daughter,
“My pretty Rose, to you I leave the apartments in the
Los Angeles Plaza.”

“And Charlie, you being my youngest son, 
I leave you the City Center offices."

And to his wife, 
“Darling, you get the three residential towers downtown.”

The wide-eyed nurse, obviously impressed,
 tells his wife, 
“Madam, your
husband is very rich!
 And what’s great is he is bequeathing all his
properties to his family. 
You are all so lucky!!”

The wife retorts,
”Rich??? Lucky???
 Are you kidding me!!??
 Those are
the routes where he delivers milk!!”






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Come for a front seat ride











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Forbidden
Three generations of women co-exist uneasily
 until Granma's determination forces change for them all


Her husband died.
 Then she fell in love with another man (the one she visited).
 It's 'forbidden' love because she feels guilty about loving someone else
; that's why she turned her husband's photo away,
so he wouldn't see. 
Well that's my interpretation of it anyway





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10 Most Dangerous places to live














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Middle Finger


The History of the Middle Finger
Well, now......here's something I never knew before,
 and now that I know it,
 I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends
 in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.
 Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, 
the French, anticipating victory over the English,
 proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.
 Without the middle finger it would be impossible
 to draw the renowned English longbow 
and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.
This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree,
and the act of drawing the longbow was known 
as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
Much to the bewilderment of the French, 
the English won a major upset and began mocking
 the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, 
saying, See, we can still pluck yew!
Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say,
 the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning 
has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F'
, and thus the words often used in conjunction
 with the one-finger-salute!
It is also because of the pheasant feathers
 on the arrows used with the longbow
 that the symbolic gesture is known as 
"giving the bird."
And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.





Men and Women












Letter from Fred





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The solemn-faced man entered the diner
 and took the lunch counter stool next to mine.
The smiling waiter greeted the new customer
 and asked if he’d like the daily special.
“What is it?” queried the unsmiling newcomer.
“Beef tongue sandwich,” the waiter replied,
 still smiling.
With the most disgusted expression on his face imaginable, 
the man growled, 
“I wouldn’t THINK of eating something
 that came out of an animal’s mouth!!”
“Yes, sir,” the undaunted waiter said;
 “Would you like a menu, then?”
To which the finicky guy responded, 
“Oh, no– just give me a fried egg sandwich…







Vintage Black and White pictures
















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Love Songs


Adele


Righteous Brothers









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What I really do












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Kids










Blast from the past





BLUE EYES CRYING IN THE RAIN
(Fred Rose)


In the twilight glow I see her blue eyes crying in the rain
And when we kissed goodbye and parted I knew we'd never meet again
Love is like a dying ember only memories remain
Through the ages I'll remember blue eyes crying in the rain
[ guitar ]
Some day when we meet up yonder we'll stroll hand in hand again
In a land that knows no parting blue eyes crying in the rain







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Why..Golf!!
















thanks Kitty L



Play of the Day






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Definitions with a twist
















Best Laptop





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Three drunks hailed a taxi.

The taxi driver, seeing that they were wasted when they got in,
 he just switched on the engine and switched it off, 
then said "We are here!"

The first guy gave him money.
The second guy said, "Thanks."
But the third guy slapped him.

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping 
that none of them would have realized the car 
didn't move an inch.

"So what was that for?" He asked.

"Control your speed next time," 
the third guy shouted.
 "You almost killed us!"






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1 comment:

Sandee said...

Great post this week Phil. My favorite was the roller coaster ride. I screamed and I'm sitting safely on our boat.

Have a fabulous day. :)