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Stunning pictures of the world

Russian Car Advert

Thanks Geoff C

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If only the world was like this all the time

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Mini Horn Section

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Those Funny Animals

Skateboarding Animals

Dogs that love water

Dog,  Kid and a puddle

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Phun Phacts

A milkman dying in hospital is surrounded by his two sons, daughter,

his wife and the nurse.

He says to his eldest son,

 “To you Peter, I leave the Beverly houses.”

To his daughter,

“My pretty Rose, to you I leave the apartments in the

Los Angeles Plaza.”

“And Charlie, you being my youngest son, 

I leave you the City Center offices."

And to his wife, 

“Darling, you get the three residential towers downtown.”

The wide-eyed nurse, obviously impressed,

 tells his wife, 

“Madam, your

husband is very rich!

 And what’s great is he is bequeathing all his

properties to his family. 

You are all so lucky!!”

The wife retorts,

”Rich??? Lucky???

 Are you kidding me!!??

 Those are

the routes where he delivers milk!!”

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Come for a front seat ride

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Forbidden

Three generations of women co-exist uneasily

 until Granma's determination forces change for them all

Her husband died.

 Then she fell in love with another man (the one she visited).

 It's 'forbidden' love because she feels guilty about loving someone else

; that's why she turned her husband's photo away,

so he wouldn't see. 

Well that's my interpretation of it anyway

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10 Most Dangerous places to live

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Middle Finger

The History of the Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before,

 and now that I know it,

 I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends

 in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.

 Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, 

the French, anticipating victory over the English,

 proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.

 Without the middle finger it would be impossible

 to draw the renowned English longbow 

and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree,

and the act of drawing the longbow was known 

as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, 

the English won a major upset and began mocking

 the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, 

saying, See, we can still pluck yew!

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say,

 the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning 

has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F'

, and thus the words often used in conjunction

 with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers

 on the arrows used with the longbow

 that the symbolic gesture is known as 

"giving the bird."

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.

Men and Women

Letter from Fred

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The solemn-faced man entered the diner

 and took the lunch counter stool next to mine.

The smiling waiter greeted the new customer

 and asked if he’d like the daily special.

“What is it?” queried the unsmiling newcomer.

“Beef tongue sandwich,” the waiter replied,

 still smiling.

With the most disgusted expression on his face imaginable, 

the man growled, 

“I wouldn’t THINK of eating something

 that came out of an animal’s mouth!!”

“Yes, sir,” the undaunted waiter said;

 “Would you like a menu, then?”

To which the finicky guy responded, 

“Oh, no– just give me a fried egg sandwich…

Vintage Black and White pictures

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Love Songs

Adele

Righteous Brothers

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Meanwhile!!!!

USA

Mongolia

Canada

Dubai

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What I really do

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Kids

Blast from the past

BLUE EYES CRYING IN THE RAIN

(Fred Rose)

In the twilight glow I see her blue eyes crying in the rain

And when we kissed goodbye and parted I knew we'd never meet again

Love is like a dying ember only memories remain

Through the ages I'll remember blue eyes crying in the rain

[ guitar ]

Some day when we meet up yonder we'll stroll hand in hand again

In a land that knows no parting blue eyes crying in the rain

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Why..Golf!!

thanks Kitty L

Play of the Day

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Definitions with a twist

Best Laptop

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Three drunks hailed a taxi.

The taxi driver, seeing that they were wasted when they got in,

 he just switched on the engine and switched it off, 

then said "We are here!"

The first guy gave him money.

The second guy said, "Thanks."

But the third guy slapped him.

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping 

that none of them would have realized the car 

didn't move an inch.

"So what was that for?" He asked.

"Control your speed next time," 

the third guy shouted.

 "You almost killed us!"

This weeks signs

Card Trick

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