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If you didn't already know
Amira Willighagen age 9
Sings
NESSUN DORMA at the final of Holland'sGot Talent 2013
.and is the winner.
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2013
There were many pictures of 2013 in review on the Internet
and many to graphic to show here
Here are a few that I liked
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Reuters Pictures of the
Year 2013
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Those Funny Animals
Spiders Aussie Style
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Cute Animal pictures
thanks Ray S
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Lily the dog
video starts proper about one minute in
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Phun Phacts
ESPN SportsCenter's Not
Top Ten - WORST OF 2013
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Prince Stone had an enormous moth collection.
He had large moths, small
moths-moths of all kinds.
When King Stone decided to retire and pass his crown
to the prince,
he told the boy he must first dispose of the moth collection
and
find another hobby.
“Why is that, father?”
inquired the prince.
“Because”, replied the old man,
“A ruling Stone gathers no moths!”
I was sitting next to a priest in a pub in Boston
having Irish bean soup and
raving about how great it tasted.
Eventually he offered that
“the Irish have a strict rule that this soup have
no more than 239 beans per serving.’
I asked, ”Why the strict rule?”
And in his finest Irish brogue he explained,
“If we added just one more bean
it would be too farty.”
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Don't you just love Canada !!!
More
than 75 Santas and Mrs. Clauses hit the slopes
at Whistler-Blackcomb Saturday
for the resort's annual
"Dress Like Santa Day."
Those in costume got
a free lift ticket and line priveleges.
The event celebrated the grand opening
of the new Harmony 6 Express chairlift.
(Courtesy Mitch Winton, Coastphoto.com)
Canadian Ice Truck
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NOW THIS HERE IS A REAL LOVE
STORY FROM THE FAR NORTH!!!
George
and Aggie lived on a cove on Lake Manitoba .
It
was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over.
George
asked Aggie if she would walk across the frozen part
of the cove to
the general store
and get him some smokes and beer.
She
asked him for some money,
but he told her,
"Nah, just put it on our tab.
Old man Stacey won't mind."
So Aggie walked across the ice,
got the smokes and beer
at the store and then
walked back home across the cove.
When she got home with
the items she said,
"George, you always tell me not to run up the tab at
Stacey's store.
Why didn't you just give me some money?"
George replied,
"Well, Aggie, girl,
I didn't want to send
you out there with cash when I wasn't sure how thick the ice was!"
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Fainting on duty
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Socks
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POSTERS
Bridge Crossing
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Odds and Ends
A Husband lies dying, his wife is by
his bedside..
He says in a weak voice
“there is
something I must confess”.
“Shhhh” said the wife,
“ there is
nothing to confess.
Everything is all right.
“No” the
husband replied “
I must die in peace.
I had sex with your sister, your
best friend,
her best friend and your best friends mum!”
“I know,” she whispered,
“That's why
I poisoned you.
Now close your eyes”.
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You can shine
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Golf
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This weeks signs
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Phils Philosophy
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1 comment:
Lily the dog was my favorite. What a little go getter. The rickety bridge game me the willies. And that spider was huge.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
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