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Western Australia
On the Mitchell Plateau .... in the Kimberleys
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How did he do that?? LEGO
iPad Magic with Simon Pierro
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Nature at its best
thanks Kitty L
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Tree
of life
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Those Funny Animals
The Cat is Sat
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Baby Bear Circus Act on Golf Course
At Fairmont Hot Springs Resort,
BC
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Phun Phacts
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The Steaks are High
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and says, “
”I”m bereft of inspiration.
Prepare me a martini.”
" The bartender replies,
“Olive or twist?”"
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Manta Ray asks for help - Ghost Fishing - Costa Rica
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Kids
of Today Won't Even Know
What Half of These Things Are For
Cute pictures you need to see
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Hollie Steel - Britain's Got Talent
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Posters
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Burns and Allen - Classic Scenes
Gracie becomes a magician's
assistant
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Things that annoy you
You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid
little plastic thing
in the middle of them.
The person behind you in the supermarket
runs his cart into the back of your
ankle.
The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
There's always a car riding your tail
when you're slowing down to find an
address.
You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
It's bad enough that you step in dog poop,
but you don't realize it till you
walk across your living room rug.
The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.
There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look
in the mirror and discover
a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.
You drink from a soda can into which someone
has extinguished a cigarette.
[Yuck!!]
You slice your tongue licking an envelope.
Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.
A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio
but buzzes,
drifts and spits every time you move away.
There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket
and your entire laundry comes
out covered with lint.
[Hey... This has happened to me before... NOT fun...]
The car behind you blasts its horn because
you let a pedestrian finish
crossing.
A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.
You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.
The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that s ong.
You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead
of you to a counter just
opening up.
Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.
You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary
because you
don't know how to spell it.
You have to inform five different sales people
in the same store that you're
just browsing.
You had that pen in your hand only a second ago
and now you can't find it.
You reach under the table to pick something off the floor
and smash your head
on the way up.
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Pictures that are Pretty Poignant
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Rory McIlroy's golf ball finds fan's pocket
at Tour Championship
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A golf club walks into a local bar
and asks the
barman for a pint of beer.
The barman refuses to serve him.
"Why not?"
The barman refuses to serve him.
"Why not?"
asks the golf club.
"You'll be driving later,"
"You'll be driving later,"
replies the bartender.
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Odds and Ends
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Experience the power of a bookbook™
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Men and Women
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A Million Stitches (Pain Compilation)
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Banned
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Back to School Fails
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This Weeks Signs
ANTI-RACIST SHORT FILM "JAFAR"
(by Nancy Spetsioti)
Phils Philosophy
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1 comment:
That Lego iPad video was amazing. How did he do that. The kids loved it. I love the little girls tiara. I have one too.
Nature at it's best. Wow.
Trees can talk Phil. They talk to me all the time. They have been my guide more than once.
Loved the cat racing. Bwahahahahahaha.
The Cat is Sat. Bwahahahahahahaha. It's so very true.
The baby bear. Too cute.
Loved all the facts and especially about replacing all the politicians with scientists and engineers.
The manta ray video was awesome. Awesome.
Cute pictures that you need to see. Yes, I did need to see these.
Hollie Steel...started out pretty badly, but then she sang. Wow.
Burns and Allen. She was something wasn't she. She could mess up a free lunch. Bless her heart.
Those were all annoying things indeed.
Loved the Rory shot. That was awesome.
bookbook. Love it. Go figure. I've already experienced the power of the bookbook.
Pain compilation? Oh my. The faces I made.
All the banned stuff. I didn't know a one of these.
The back to school fails. Goodness.
Loved the Sharia-Free Zone. Yes indeed.
You can't judge a book my its cover all the time. Sometimes you can though.
Another fine week Phil.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
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