Phils Phun

622

Western Australia

Broome

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NAT GEO WILD HD

(LIVING MUSIC ACTION)

This is marvelous.

In fact you may want

to watch it twice

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Powerful Pictures of Love

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ROME (AP) — A video of a pair of dueling,

dancing American priests studying in Rome has gone viral,

following in the footsteps of a now-famous Italian nun

whose Alicia Keyes-esque voice won her a singing contest

and a record contract.

The Rev. David Rider, 29, of Hyde Park, New York,

and the Rev. John Gibson, 28, of Milwaukee,

first shot to Internet fame when they were filmed

in April during a fundraiser at the North American College,

the elite American seminary up the hill from the Vatican.

Rider warmed up the crowd with a lively tap-dance routine,

only to be pushed aside by Gibson's fast-footed Irish dance.

Soon they were battling it out,

trying to impress the crowd.

At the back of the room,

journalist Joan Lewis recorded the event

and later posted on YouTube.

"All of a sudden the numbers started rising and rising,"

Lewis told The Associated Press.

The video has nearly 260,000 views.

Their Internet success has drawn comparisons

to Sr. Cristina Scuccia,

who won the Italian edition of "The Voice" in June

with a series of unadorned pop song performances,

in full habit.

Her first album features a cover of Madonna's

"Like a Virgin."

A MUST SEE TAP DANCE DUEL BY U.S SEMINARIANS!!

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Sour Cristina Scuccia:

"No One" Blind Auditions

The Voice Italia 2014

The judges of singing competition

"The Voice of Italy"

couldn't believe their ears when they heard

Sister Cristina Scuccia belting out Alicia Keys' "No One,"

but they were in for a greater shock when

they saw what Scuccia looked like

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Those Funny Animals

Dog Skills

Halloween!!!!

iPad Horror Halloween Magic - iSimon

Magician and performance artist Simon Pierro

shares an iPad Halloween Horror story

as he displays some wonderful sleight of hand skills

during this digital magic performance

. Simon is a wonderful entertainer

and has won several prestigious awards,

including 2002 Magician of the Year,

2003 Vice-World Champion of Magic

and 2004 Siegfried & Roy Award in Las Vegas.

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the

VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you

but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me.

When you're as old as I am and have been a nun

as long as I have, you get a chance to see

and hear just about everything.

I'm sure that there's nothing you could say

or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy

to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds,

'Well, let's see what we can do a about that:

1, you have to be single

and 2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says,

'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says.

'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss

that would make a hooker blush.

When they get back on the road,

the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun,

'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned.

I lied and I must confess,

I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says,

'That's OK......

My name is Gary

and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

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Historical Pictures

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Official Fiat 500X teaser - blue pill

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I can see clearly now

Apple opens Windows

I walked into a coffee shop to find

the woman behind the counter

with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform.

"I'm assuming this is a costume,

but just what are you supposed to be?" I asked.

The waitress responded proudly,

"I'm self-absorbed."

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Kids

Bought vs Homemade

(it just doesn't get much cuter than this...

note the expression in the picture)

Six year old Annie returns home from school

and says that today she had her first

family planning lesson at school.

Her mother, very interested, asks:

"Oh... How did it go?"

"I nearly died of shame!" she answers.

"Sam from down the street says the stork brings babies.

Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.

Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly,

"But that’s no reason to be ashamed."

"No... but I can't tell them that we were so poor

that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"

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Bryan College student makes

4 amazing basketball shots to win $10,000

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World Borders

North and South Korea

Noway and Sweden

Brasil and Bolivia

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A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.

When the bartender delivers the drink,

the cowboy asks,

"Where is everybody?"

The bartender replies,

"They've gone to the hanging."

"Hanging?

Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete,"

the bartender replied.

"What kind of a name is that?"

the cowboy asked.

"Well," says the bartender,

"he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt,

brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."

"How bizarre," said the cowboy.

"What are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling,"

answered the bartender.

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In Canada

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Biggest Daytime Fireworks Show Ever

Mathaf Opening of Cai Guo-Qiang

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Engineers

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When The Saints Go Marching in

Louis Armstrong and Danny Kaye perform

“When The Saints Go Marching In”

in this entertaining clip from the 1959 film “The Five Pennies”

. A wonderful performance of a classic song

with a twist as they name composers and musicians who would play

“on the day that the saints go marching in”.

Phun Phacts

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No matter which side you are on in this matter,

this is funny.

This guy is hilarious...

Here is an e-mail sent to Clarence Page

of the Chicago Tribune after an article

he published concerning a name change

for the Washington Redskins.

Dear Mr. Page...

I always love your articles

and I generally agree with them.

I agree with our Native American population.

I am highly insulted by the racially charged

name of the Washington Redskins.

One might argue that to name a professional football team

after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors

, but nay, nay.

We must be careful not to offend,

and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy,

we must move forward.

Let's ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves

and the Cleveland Indians.

If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference

the name Redskins makes to skin color,

then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns.

The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory

of militant Blacks from the 60's alive.

Gone.

It's offensive to us white folk.

The New York Yankees offend the Southern population.

Do you see a team named for the Confederacy?

No!

There is no room for any reference to that tragic war

that cost this country so many young men's lives.

I am also offended by the blatant references

to the Catholic religion among our sports team names.

Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints,

the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres.

Then there are the team names that glorify criminals

who raped and pillaged.

We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders,

the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

and the Pittsburgh Pirates!

Now, let us address those teams that clearly

send the wrong message to our children.

The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting

or even spending habits.

Wrong message to our children.

The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants

promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic.

Wrong message to our children.

The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates.

Wrong message to our children.

The Milwaukee Brewers.

Well that goes without saying.

Wrong message to our children.

So, there you go.

We need to support any legislation that comes

out to rectify this travesty,

because the government will likely

become involved with this issue,

Just the kind of thing the do-nothing Congress loves.

Thanks Gordon H

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Amusing Gif's

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10th World Wushu Championships,

Toronto Canada.

establised in China in 1949

and is composed of Martial Art disciplines

comprising of basic movements such as stances, kicks ,

punches, balances, jumps, sweeps and throws.

and competitiors are given points according to specific rules

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Odds and Ends

Three contractors are bidding to fix

a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky,

and the third is from New Orleans.

All three go with a White House official

to examine the fence.

The New Orleans contractor takes out a tape measure

and does some measuring,

then works some figures with a pencil.

"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $9,000.

That's $4,000 for materials,

$4,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me."

The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring

and figuring, then says,

"I can do this job for $7,000.

That's $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew

and $1,000 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure,

but leans over to the White House official and whispers,

"$27,000."

The official, incredulous, says,

"You didn't even measure like the other guys.

How did you come up with such a high figure?

"The Chicago contractor whispers back,

"$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you,

and we hire the guy from Kentucky to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends,

is how the Government Stimulus plan worked.

Remember...

Four boxes keep us free:

the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box,

and the cartridge box.

thanks Kitty L

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The Airbus A400M Atlas shows

the short landing capability

and the amazing reverse thrust driving

Flying Display.

Royal International Air Tattoo 2014

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Some Kick Ass Women

On a Lighter note

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A husband and wife were about to leave for a costume party,

when the wife wasn't feeling very good.

She insisted that he leave without her.

He reluctantly agreed.

An hour later, she was feeling better

and began to wonder how her husband

would act if she wasn't around.

She borrowed her friend's costume

and car and went to the party.

She saw her husband flirting,

dancing and grabbing women's butts.

She grabbed him, took him to the dance floor

and grabbed his butt.

Then she took him to the back seat of the car.

Then she rushed home,

took off her costume and got into bed.

Later, her husband arrived at home.

She asked him, "How was the party, honey?"

He replied, "It was not fun without you.

I didn't enjoy myself at all.

As a matter of fact, shortly after I arrived,

some of the guys and I all went to a back room

and played poker all night."

As she begins thinking, in disbelief, he continues,

"So I gave my costume to your brother.

He said that he had a great time."

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Wheelbarrow races never looked so good.