Saturday, January 21, 2017


Western Australia

James Price Point    in the NW




Awesome pictures


Miscellaneous Cartoons


"So,what did you do today?"

"Ichanged a light bulb"


”Yes,” I filmed it, look

1500' TV Tower




Probably the funniest audition ever!


Puns for those with
 a slightly higher IQ.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will?
(It's a dead give away.)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts.
In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

thanks duke  


Golf shot of the Year

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies
 obscured by the occasional miracle, 
followed by a good bottle of beer.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. 
You swing left and the ball goes right. 
The lowest score wins, on top of that, 
the winner buys the drinks.

Golf is harder than baseball. 
In Golf, you have to play your foul balls.

If you find you do not mind playing Golf in the rain,
 the snow, even during a hurricane, 
here’s a valuable tip …your life is in trouble.

Golfers who try to make everything perfect
 before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.

A ‘gimme’ can best be defined as an agreement
 between two golfers …
neither of whom can putt very well.

An interesting thing about Golf is
 that no matter how badly you play,
 it is always possible to get worse.

Golf’s a hard game to figure.
 One day you’ll go out and slice it and shank it,
 hit into all the traps and miss every green.
 The next day you go out and for no reason
 at all you really stink.

If your best shots are the practice swing 
and the ‘gimme putt’,
 you might wish to reconsider this game.

Golf is the only sport where the
 most feared opponent is you.

Golf is like marriage,
 If you take yourself too seriously it won’t work,
 and both are expensive.

The best wood in most amateurs’ bags is the pencil.


Around the World









South Korea












Saudi Arabia





Banff   Alberta

Rick's Rant 
 Trudeau and the Aga Khan


Point of no return


What are Trudeau’s favourite vacation spots? 
 Beach Boys 'Kokomo' parody


Historical pictures

Anthony Perkins stands by as Audrey Hepburn
 gives Pippin, her pet deer, some bubbly in 1959.


History Facts


Plitvice winter run/hike 
Croatia National Park 
Tour of the frozen upper falls and run around the Kozjak lake 
in complete solitude on fresh snow

Guy takes a walk with his dog on a Croatia National Park
 and encounters some truly amazing winter wonderland.


Those funny Animals


He Saw The Most Dangerous Animal Drowning
 and What He Did Is Unbelievable


Men and Women


The Fastest Ship World has ever Seen


Odds and Ends

everybody likes to poke fun at politicians
like we do in Australia for example...

But it's hard to understand American politics
some very vile bitter hatred against both parties
and some very super sensitive people as well

Lots of very funny Trump stuff out there
[most of which he brings on himself]



Ventriloquist Picking Up Girls On The Subway


Powerful Pictures


Mariachi Connecticut Serenades a Beluga Whale


Funny Signs


The agony of trying to unsubscribe 
 James Veitch



Crane Fails
Russian Style


All things pink


"Word of the Week"


Phil's Philosphy

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1 comment:

Adullamite said...

King George the I was NOT King of England. He was King of Great Britain