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Western Australia

Emma Gorge

PEOPLE ARE AWESOME 2017

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Awesome pictures

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This is smart dog food advertising

thanks Gordon H

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Miscellaneuos Cartoons

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Belgium welcomes Trump in his own words

warning ...contains some offensive language!!

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Kids

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The Voice
Children of Russia

Imagine 

 John Lennon cover

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Trust me

I am not an Engineer

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Switzerland Second (official)

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LE SAUT DE 7,6 KM

 DE LUKE AIKINS SANS

 PARACHUTE EN ENTIER.

madness!!!

thanks Wayne W

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Around the World

Scotland

in the Highlands

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USA

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Russia

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Mongolia

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Netherlands

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Brasil

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Japan

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Romania

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Portugal

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Uganda

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Georgia

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Thailand

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Germany

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China

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Tanzania

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Canada

thanks Wayne W

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Bison reintroduced to Banff National Park

Parks Canada has successfully relocated 16 bison

 from Elk Island National Park to the remote Panther Valley

 in Banff National Park. 

This video by Parks Canada shows how the process worked

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Funny Animals

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Moose Rescue

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Happening at an airport near you

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Australia second

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Odds and Ends

Auto-Correct

ALAN’S TEXT:

Hi Fred, This is Alan next door. 

I have a confession to make.

I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months

 and have been trying to get the courage to tell you to your face, 

but I am at least now telling you in text as I can’t live

 with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is I have been sharing your wife, 

day and night when you’re not around, 

in fact, probably more than you. 

I haven’t been able to get it at home recently, 

but that’s no excuse, I know. 

The temptation was just too much. 

I can no longer live with the guilt 

and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies

 and forgive me.

 It won’t happen again.

 Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you.

Regards, Alan.

FRED’S RESPONSE:

Fred, feeling betrayed and furious, 

dropped his iPhone, grabbed his gun, 

burst through his neighbor’s front door

 and without saying a word shot Alan dead. 

He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink, 

sat down on the sofa, picked up his phone 

and saw he had a second message from his neighbor:

ALAN’S SECOND MESSAGE

Hi Fred, This is Alan next door again.

 Sorry about the typo on my last text.

I expect you figured it out anyway,

 and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct 

changed ‘WiFi’ to ‘Wife.’

Technology, huh ? !

Regards, Alan

stolen from Bits and Pieces

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. 

He called the royal weather forecaster 

and inquired about the weather forecast for the next few hours.

 The weatherman assured him that there was

 no chance of rain in the coming days.

So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.

On the way he met a farmer on his donkey.

 Upon seeing the king the farmer said,

 “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once 

because in just a short time I expec

 a huge amount of rain to fall in this area”.

The king was polite and considerate, he replied:

 “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard.

He is an extensively educated and experienced professional, 

and I pay him very high wages.

 He gave me a very different forecast.

 I trust him and I will continue on my way.” 

So they did.

However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. 

The King and Queen were totally soaked

 and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them 

in such a shameful condition.

Furious, the king returned to the palace

 and gave the order to fire the weatherman at once!

 Then he summoned the farmer and offered him 

the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.

The farmer said,

 “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting.

 I obtain my information from my donkey

. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, 

it means with certainty that it will rain.”

 So instead,

 the King hired the donkey on the spot.

And thus began the ancient-old practice of hiring asses

 to work in the government

 and occupy its highest and most influential positions

Thanks Skip

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Judges Longest Wait for This Girl

WOW!

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Funny signs

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Backseat Italians

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just enjoy life!!!!

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Italy Second 

 Reaction to Trump's America First

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"Word of the Week"

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