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Western Australia

winter walk on the beach in Albany

Awesome pictures

Tomato Sauce

Eclipse 2017

A closer view of the eclipse

Political stuff

don't forget to smile!!!

Must Watch The Funniest Clip Of The Year 

As ANTIFA protester Gets Hit With Some 

INSTANT KARMA

Three English explorers travel to a remote area of the Amazon 

and began to set up their camp.

 With the local natives help,

 they began to erect their tents and shelters

 for their experiments when they hear a strange cry from above them.

 They stand in the clearing watching

 as a large condor sized bird swoops down towards them.

 It's loud cry of "FOO FOO" captivates them

 as they stare at their first new strange creature

 of the jungle not noticing the locals diving for cover

 in the bushes and shelters.

 Suddenly the bird defecates in midflight covering one explorer

 in foul smelling feces consisting of fish guts and berry seeds.

 The other two explorers roar with laughter at his misfortune

 "better you than us".

 Gagging from the smell, the unfortunate explorer dives into the river 

and promptly dies. 
The natives emerge from their hiding places

 and explain the feces of the Foo bird is highly poisonous

 when mixed with water and must never be removed by bathing.

 The two explorers cannot believe this explanation

 and assume something in the water,

 perhaps a snake or micro organism killed their colleague. 
The explorers go about their tasks of collecting flora and fauna

 keeping a watchful eye on the sky for the Foo bird.

 Weeks later one of the explorers in a large clearing heard 

the chilling sound from the sky "FOO FOO" 

He ran for the cover of the bushes but the Foo bird sprayed him

 before he could reach cover.

 He doubted the locals explanation but he could only stand the smell

 for a week before he poured a bath of filtered and boiled water

 to eliminate any possible dangers.

 He stepped into the bath and immediately died.

The remaining explorer now convinced of the toxicity 

of the Foo birds feces concentrated his attention 

on the sky to avoid this dive bombing demon.

 He still conducted his collecting and experiments

 but always with an eye skyward. 

One day while concentrating on a spider repairing his web

 he was distracted enough to miss the fatal cry FOO FOO. 

The bird sprayed him with the foul sticky stench 

but he resisted the temptation to bath.

 In fact he never bathed again knowing it would mean his immediate demise.

 Even after his return to England he put up with the foul stench

 and the disapproving looks from his countrymen 

as they couldn't bear to be near him. 

Shrugging his shoulders he cited the old adage
"when the Foo shitz, wear it"

Kids

1959 Larry Collins plays a wild version of Duane Eddy’s “Ramrod”

 live on the Town Hall Party!

 Wearing his famous gold lamé jacket made by

 Nudie Cohn of Nudie’s Rodeo Tailors in North Hollywood!

 Elvis had the same tuxedo made as well in 1957.

 Joe Maphis on the Gibson EB-1 electric bass,

 Jimmy Pruitt on piano and Pee Wee Adams on drums! 

The town hall party house band joins in

and rocks out on their solos! 

Miscellaneous Cartoons

Why Michelangelo Didn't Paint the Last Supper

Around the World

USA

Australia

Iceland

Japan

Taka Chiho Gorge

Nambia

Sand dunes meet the beach

Italy

 Cala Luna

Germany

Eltz Castle

England

United Arab Emirates

Malawi

France

China

Canada

Artic Wolves in Canada

The Economist has put together its annual list 

of the cities that have the highest standard of living

 based on factors such as crime, health care, 

culture, and access to transportation.

When Cars Fly

Take a second look

Penny in the Bottle

Creepy Facts

Hairy Chest Prank

Odds and Ends

A man was visiting his elderly neighbor 

and was given a tour of his home.

In the den was a stuffed lion.

The neighbor asked,

“When did you bag him?”

The old man said proudly,

“That was three years ago,

 when I went hunting with my ex-wife.”

“What’s he stuffed with?” 

asked the neighbor.

“My ex-wife,” replied the old man

How to Mount a Trailer in Russia

Funny Animals

Freedom for big cats

Summertime Blues

She loves Metal

Funny Signs

I Love Science

How to tell your dating an Idiot

"Word of the Week"

Phil's Philosophy

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