872
Western Australia
Eagle Bay Dunsborough
Proof 'The Kimberley'
is the Most Beautiful Region in Australia
PICTURES
WIN Compilation Best of 2019
(Videos of the Year)
Best Pets of the Week
MOOSE ON THE LOOSE
The Pet Collective
Unforgettable encounter with super cute Koala
wanting kisses, cuddles...
and water
Animal Memes
Top 100 Videos of the Year
(20-1)
People Are Awesome
Animal Puns
Huge sea lions spotted hanging
out on a boat in Olympia
The video shows the two
"water doggos"
relaxing on what appears to be an empty boat floating
in the middle of the inlet. It's pretty close to toppling over from so much
weight.
Big Boy
Appliances™
for all the stay-at-home men in your life
Thanks Kitty L
USA
Jordan
France
Italy
Denmark
Spain
England
Egypt
Pakistan
Korea
Russia
Australia
Canada
Antarcticia
Top Kid Prodigies of 2019
6 year old Irish girl hilariously
insists on going to the pub
Fast Workers Compilation
TRUISMS
To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.
When I say, “The other day,”
I could be referring to any
time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself.
Me: “I’d rather not. I kinda want this job.”
Cop: “Please step out of the car.”
Me: “I’m too drunk. You get in.
I remember being able to get up without making sound
effects.
I had my patience tested; I’m negative.
If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat
next to you,
just stare straight ahead and say,
“Did you bring the money?”
When you ask me what I'm doing today, and I say
“nothing,”
it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
Age 70 might be the new 50, but 9 PM is the new midnight.
I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three
days, but whatever.
I run like the winded.
I hate when a couple argues in public,
when I missed the
beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.
When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint
and ask,
“Why, what did you hear?”
I don’t remember much from last night, but the fact that
I needed sunglasses
to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.
When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like
a goat
chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly
remember
things and get really excited.
When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like
“east.”
It’s the start of a brand new day, and I’m off like a
herd of turtles.
Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes.
That would be
boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head;
that’ll freak you right out.
That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly
turns you into a karate master.
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.
Thanks Don H
Patsy Cline - She's Got You
Patsy Cline - Crazy (1961)
Patsy Cline - Three Cigarettes in an Ashtray
Patsy Cline -- I Fall To Pieces
Die besten Videos 2019
(Teil 62)
Stern DuTube
Plane Takes Off from Naval Air Facility
El Centro, California
Lieutenant Brandon Hempler, Blue Angels #6, the Opposing
Solo,
takes off from runway 12 at Naval Air Facility El Centro, California,
during winter training.
Men and Women
Die besten Videos 2019
(Teil 61)
Stern DuTube
Top 100 Fails of the Year
Part 5 (2019)
Fail Army
Phil's Philosophy
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