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Western Australia

Just outside of Albany at Two Peoples Bay National Park is Little Beach;

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Same Place, Same Time, Tomorrow

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Someday's you just need a hug

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Grandparents Trying Out New Things 

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Those Funny Animals

This Cat Must Have Just Lost All Nine Lives

KLM’s dedicated Lost & Found team at Amsterdam Airport Schiphol

 is on a mission to reunite lost items as soon as possible with their legitimate owner.

 From a teddy bear found by the cabin crew

 to a laptop left in the lounge

 Locating the owners can sometimes be a challenge, 

so special forces have been hired

Sheep highway   Ireland

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“Friends Are Waiting” | Budweiser

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Phun Phacts

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Top 10 countries with the most facebook users

10. Germany

Well to get started, Germany comes on the first spot of our list of the countries

 with the most Facebook users.

 It stands on the 10th spot with about 22 Million of the total Facebook Users are from Germany.

 Wao man, its huge number

. Most of the people about 60-70% from Germany who are active Facebook users

 are from the age of 18-44.

 That means young generation in Germany is pretty active in using Facebook.

9. France

France has been listed as 9th country with the most Facebook Users.

 They have about 25 Million active Facebook users

 and the good news is French people run after brands and its good chance

 you can promote your products to the people of France who are Facebook users.

 According to a survey the most liked brands within Facebook users of France

 are Coca-Cola, M&Ms, Nutella etc. 

French have an indeed great interest to edible products.

8. Philippines

As people around the world can’t just resist the islands of Philippines,

 similarly the Philippines natives can not resist Facebook usage.

 With over 29 Million Facebook users,

 this country has been listed at the 8th spot. 

About 65 percent of the total Facebook users of Philippines are females. 

So you can boost up your sales if you market 

the right products to the Filipino ladies.

7. Turkey

Turkey is another emerging country in the list of the most Facebook users

 in the world with a total of 32 Million users. 

The people of Turkey mostly are not interested in buying products online 

rather than they are mostly at Facebook for sharing their life moments with their friends.

 There is almost an equal number of males and females using Facebook.

 And about 70% of the Facebook users of Turkey 

are young adults ranging from 18-35 years of age.

6. United Kingdom

United Kingdom is really famous for being a social country

 and same is the case with their citizens.

 About 55% of the internet users of UK are on Facebook. 

UK has been ranked 6th country among the countries with the most Facebook Users 

and the number of  users is about 34 Million.

 Around 53% of their Facebook Users are ladies and like their neighbors,

 British also have a bit of sweet tooth.

5. Mexico

So Mexico is another country ranked 5th with 38 Million of total Facebook Users.

 The male and female Facebook users are about 50%.

 Mexicans are really serious of about the drinks

 and the most popular brands here are Coca-Cola and Corona beer. 

Apart from the drinks Mexican people are also interested

 a lot in PlayStation and Doritos.

 So Mexicans are lively heart people What a perfect combination 

– extreme gaming with coke and Doritos.

4. Indonesia

The people of Indonesia seems to be a lot addicted to Facebook.

According to a research about 20% of 22% of people 

who uses internet is on Facebook,

 which means that almost every person who can access Facebook does.

 Among these users males using Facebook are a bit higher than their counterparts.

 The brands which are most liked by people of Facebook users of Indonesia

 are Blackberry, Samsung and Yamaha Motors. 

So you can guess the interest of these people 

and promote to a potential audience.

3. India

India has been listed 3rd with a total Facebook users of 48 Million.

 Male users are dominant here rather than females.

 The users of India are mostly into Technology, gadgets etc.

 Most of the people are 18 years older which is a common pattern

 of the all the countries we have seen so far.

 India is an emerging country in the upcoming technology

 and gadgets so you can assume to grab a huge market 

by promoting it to this South Asian land.

2. Brazil

Brazil has been listed as the 2nd country with the most Facebook users in 2014.

 The ladies and men both are an equal participants in using Facebook

 and you would really be amazed to see that Facebook users 

in Brazil are 52 Million which is a very huge number.

 Brazilians are really spell bounded by the magic of Facebook.

1. United States of America

Like most of the other things, USA again stands on top

 and provide Facebook the biggest user base of all the countries so far

. Out of the total population of United States who use interent,

 about 67% of them are on Facebook

. You will be amazed to hear that around USA has 160 Million Facebook users

 now with the age range of about 18-35 years.

 The top brands in USA is Walmart followed

 by Target and Amazon. Wao, people Americans do a hell lot of shopping. 

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Mind the Gap

Mind the Gap Tube announcement returns after wife's plea

Margaret McCollum and Oswald Laurence 

were married for 15 years

A 40-year-old "mind the gap" recording once

 heard across the Tube is returning to one station -

 so the widow of the actor behind it can hear his voice.

Oswald Laurence's voice was used on the northbound Northern Line

 but was phased out until only Embankment used it.

Dr Margaret McCollum said she often uses the station

 and was devastated when "he wasn't there" in November.

She was given a copy of the recording after 

Transport for London heard she went to Embankment

 after his death to hear his voice.

After the request Transport for London bosses 

decided to restore the voiceover warning to Embankment station.

'Zest for life'

Dr McCollum, 65, a GP, met her theatre actor husband

 - a Rada graduate - in 1992 on a tour to Morocco,

 after he had left acting and was working for

 a tour and cruise company.

Margaret McCollum used to wait at Embankment station

 to hear Oswald Laurence's voice

The pair, who lived in north London,

 were together until his death in 2007.

"It was devastating to lose him.

He had a great zest for life".

Dr McCollum said she used to frequently travel

 via Embankment and loved hearing her husband's voice,

 even when he was alive.

"Since he died I would sit and wait

 for the next train until I heard his voice.

"On 1 November he wasn't there.

 I was just stunned when Oswald wasn't there anymore.

"I inquired and I was told there was a new digital system

 and they could not get his voice on it."

But after hearing what the voice meant to Dr McCollum 

Transport for London arranged for a CD of the recording for her,

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It was visitor’s day at the asylum. 

All the inmates were standing in the courtyard

 and singing Ave Maria, and singing it beautifully.

 Oddly, each of them was holding a bright red apple

 in one hand and tapping it rhythmi-cally with a pencil. 

A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance

 and then approached the choir.    

“I am a retired choir director,” he said. 

“This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard.”    

“Yes, I'm very proud of them,” said the conductor.    

“You should take them on tour,” said the visitor,

 “What are they called?”    

“Surely that's obvious,” replied the conductor

. “They are the Moron Tapanapple Choir!”  

People were getting increasingly skeptical of organized religion

 and the effect was plain for all to see,

 especially in Western Europe.

 Only a few people regularly attended the churches,

 mosques, temples and synagogues.

With such poor attendance,

 it was inevitable that many had to be closed down 

and sold at rock bottom prices due to oversupply.

 Rich and famous musicians were keen to buy

 up such properties as tax shelters. 

They could also use the halls for rehearsals, 

performances and parties while waiting for the prices to recover.

 A nosy reporter happened to investigate Mick Jagger’s purchases 

and found out that he had bought several churches,

 temples and synagogues but not a single mosque.

 Strangely enough, neither did Keith Richards

 and the rest of the band members. 

The mystery was finally solved when the reporter

 managed to corner Mick one day 

and asked him why this was so.

 “It no secret” replied Mick

 “Everybody knows a Rolling Stone gathers no mosques. ”

(Gill Krebs)

Finally....The truth revealed at last...

Some years ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner 

when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill,

 and they had to get a replacement on short notice.

The fellow arrived and turned out to be

 a very grubby-looking man named Jon.

 The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff

 but was told that this was the best they

 could do on such short notice. 

 Just before the meal, 

the President noticed the cook sticking his finger

 in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff,

 but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef.

The meal went okay,

 but the President was sure that the soup tasted a bit funny.

 By the time dessert came,

 he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.

 It was getting worse and worse until finally

 the President had to excuse himself from the dinner 

to look for the bathroom. 

Passing through the kitchen, 

he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his bum,

 which made him feel even worse.

By now, the President was desperately ill 

with violent cramps and was so disorientated 

that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom. 

He tried every door in the hallway and was on the verge

 of passing out from the pain when he finally 

found a door that opened.

 As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, 

he realized to his horror that he had stumbled 

into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his knees.

The President fell to the floor in pain

 and as he was just about to pass out,

 Monica bent over him to listen for a heartbeat 

and heard the President whisper in a barely audible voice, 

"Sack my cook."

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Idiot of the week

and more

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Ever had one of those days

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Amazing Hotel Clock in London

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What could possibly go wrong

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Tool Glock

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  odds and ends

 Hasn't worn footwear for 8 years

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All the monks in a certain monastery sing the simple word “Morning!”

 from their windows each sunrise.

 One day, after several “Morning!” greetings had been sung,

 a greeting of “Evening!” rang out.

In the courtyard below, a startled Brother Timothy said,

 “Did you hear that, Brother Edward?”

 “Hear what, Brother Timothy?”

 replied Brother Edward.

Brother Timothy sang in reply:

“Someone chanted evening…”

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"I am sorry"

love Canada

Canadian Swimming

Canadian Army

You can never underestimate the inventiveness

 of Saskatchewan Farm Boys:

 at a high school in the small town of Wadena in Saskatchewan,

 a group of farm boy students decided to play a prank.

 They let three goats run loose inside the school during school hours.

 Before turning them loose,

 they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.

School Administrators spent most of the day looking for No. 3.

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are...

And you thought there was nothing to do in Saskatchewan!

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Things are different in Scotland

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Meanwhile in Australia

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Kevin Spacey impersonates Al Pacino in front of Al Pacino 

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Movies that were unlucky or cursed

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LEGO Great Ball Contraption 

putting your Engineer Degree to good use

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An overweight blonde woman went to see her doctor one day, 

so that she could

get some advice about going on a diet.

"Okay," said the doctor, 

"I recommend that you eat regularly for two days,

then skip a day.

 Repeat this for two weeks 

and the next time that you see me

you should have lost t least 5 pounds."

Two weeks later the blonde see's her doctor again. 

She gets on the scales

and the doctor is happy to see

 that she has lost nearly 30 pounds.

"So you followed my instructions then?" 

asked the doctor.

"Yes," the blonde nodded,

"but I can tell you I thought I was going to drop

dead on the third day!"

"From the hunger you mean?" 

asked the doctor, confused.

"No," replied the blonde,

 "From skipping all day!"

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This weeks signs

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The Maiers perform a funny trapeze act

 that is entertaining and fun to watch.

 The Maiers are Sabine Maier and her husband Yogi Mohr 

and they deliver one of the funniest comedy trapeze acts you’ll ever see

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Abandoned and Neglected

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Epic Exercise Ball Fails

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Phils Philosophy

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