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Cartoons.......Mothers Day
He says to this friend, "I`m a walking economy."
The friend asks, "How so?"
and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
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"Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?"
The mother replies,
"Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help
you to stay on top of the soft sand".
"OK" said the son.
A few minutes later the son asks,
"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert",
"Thanks Mom" replies the son.
After a short while, the son returns and asks,
"Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??"
The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies,
"They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert,
so we can go without drinking for long periods."
"That`s great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking,
and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes
and these humps to store water.
But Mom",
"Yes son?" "Why the heck are we in the South Perth Zoo?"
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A man who is having gas problems explains to his doctor
that every time he farts it sounds like Honda.
The doctor does an examination and finds nothing wrong with the man.
As a last resort he looks into the patient’s mouth and finally spots the problem.
“I’m sorry, you’ll have to go to a dentist for your problem.”
So the man goes to see his dentist.
After a quick exam, the dentist announces that the man has an abscess.
“No problem, I’ll have you fit and without
your embarrassing problem in a jiffy,” says the dentist.
Sure enough, the man’s problem disappears
and he no longer makes farts that sound like a Honda.
The next week the man calls up the dentist and thanks him for all he’s done for him.
But before he hangs up he asks the dentist
how he knew the problem was caused by an abscess.
The dentist replies, “It’s easy. Everyone knows ...
... that an abscess makes the fart go Honda.
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... that an abscess makes the fart go Honda.
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Dora Evans made a nice living running her mobile concession truck.
She would find out where the local movie company was shooting on location
and park her truck, which she called simply "The Box", near-by.
Technicians and actors alike would stop by for some pastry
and coffee during breaks from shooting.
This was the day that the director was shooting the most important scene in the movie.
In this scene the lovers walking along a deserted beach decide
to break off their relationship and return to their respective spouses
to live the rest of their lives with only the memory
of their short interlude to comfort them in the years ahead.
He had shot the scene several times in order to insure that
he had obtained the most dramatic effect.
That evening, on reviewing the daily takes,
he was shocked to find every take was spoiled.
As the stars were talking,
the camera swept around the surrounding loneliness of the empty beach.
But in every take,
there was the concession truck with several people enjoying its wares.
He immediately called his cinematographer and shouted angrily,
"I told you never to ...
Music to make you jump around
Enjoy
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In the immigration office:
Q.: "Name?
A.: "Abdul Dalah Sarafi."
Q.: "Sex?"
A.: "Four times a week."
Q.: "No, no, no... male or female?"
A.: "Male, female... sometimes camel..."
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1 comment:
"At The Hop" Wow! One of mt old favs. Thanx, Phil
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