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Western Australia
the new lookout at 'The Gap" Albany
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PEOPLE ARE AWESOME 2016
BEST
VIDEOS OF THE YEAR!
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Awesome pictures
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Create Courage
Rogue One:
A
Star Wars Story
and Disney Southeast Asia has produced
one
of the greatest tear-jerking-warm-your-heart ads
that'll strike your feed
today.
The ad features a shy girl who wears a Stormtrooper helmet
to
school, as a shield for a disability.
We won't spoil it for you, but suffice it to say
, the rousing
reveal is worth it.
and protect the rights of
Filipino girls and young women
— and this time using the magic of a galaxy far,
far away.
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Miscellaneous cartoons
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Montreal "First
Snow" of the year
creates back to back accident
thanks David T
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Funny Fishing
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She & Him
Winter
Wonderland
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Xmas smiles
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Xmas Puzzles
Answers at end of blog
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warning contains one word of coarse language
Czego szukasz w Święta?
English for beginners
A loving grandpa diligently learns how to speak English
in
preparation for a meaningful trip to the UK.
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Kids
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VODAFONE Czech
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Those Funny Animals
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Winter Driving
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Around the world
Denmark
France
Africa
Myanmar
Venice
India
Japan
Finland
Jordan
Saudi Arabia
Italy
Iceland
Belguim
Sweden
Mauritius
Norway
Switzerland
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Canada
USA
quirky things about America
People who go to the
store in their pajamas.
The
currency all looks the same.
What’s
a $1, what’s a $5, who knows?
They’re all the same size and the same color.
It
makes no sense.
Prices
are always displayed without tax.
That
bracelet you wanted because it was “such a deal”?
Yeah, not so much once they
add in the tax at checkout.
When someone
says “how are you?”
but they really mean “hello”
and actually DGAF how you are.
Flags. Everywhere.
Just in
case you’ve forgotten what country you’re in.
People
who drink their coffee while walking.
Coffee
is meant to be savored while sitting on a terrace,
not chugged as you rush from
meeting to meeting.
Deep-fried
food covered with sauces galore.
Australia
Man punches a kangaroo in the
face to rescue his dog
then is smart enough to retreat
the Buck Kangaroo could have torn him apart
Kangaroo Boxing Fight
Life
Story
BBC
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Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task
in a timely and
efficient manner within the strictures
of the following agreement:
Whereas the
party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer,”
and the party of the second
part, also known as “Light Bulb,”
do hereby and forthwith agree to a
transaction wherein
the party of the second part (Light Bulb)
shall be removed
from the current position as a result of failure
to perform previously
agreed-upon duties,
i.e., the illumination of the area ranging from the front
(north) door,
through the entryway, terminating at an area
just inside the
primary living area,
demarcated by the beginning of the carpet,
any spillover
illumination being at the option of the party
of the second part (Light Bulb)
and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.
The
aforementioned removal transaction shall include
, but not be limited to,
the
following steps:
1.) The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or
without elevation,
at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder,
or
any other means of elevation, grasp the party
of the second part (Light Bulb)
and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb)
in a counterclockwise
direction,
said direction being non- negotiable.
Said grasping and rotation of
the party of the second part (Light Bulb)
shall be undertaken by the party of
the first part (Lawyer)
with every reasonable caution by the party
of the first
part (Lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity
of the party of the second
part (Light Bulb),
notwithstanding the aforementioned failure of the party
of
the second part (Light Bulb) to perform the aforementioned
customary and
agreed-upon duties.
The foregoing notwithstanding, however,
both parties
stipulate that structural failure of the party
of the second part (Light Bulb)
may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform,
and in such case
the party of the first part (Lawyer)
shall be held blameless for such
structural failure insofar
as this agreement is concerned so long
as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counterclockwise)
is observed by the party of the first part (Lawyer)
as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counterclockwise)
is observed by the party of the first part (Lawyer)
throughout.
2.) Upon reaching a point where the party of the
second part (Light Bulb)
becomes separated from the party of the third part
(“Receptacle”),
the party of the first part (Lawyer)
shall have the option of
disposing of the party
of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent
with all applicable state, local, and federal statutes
. 3.) Once separation and
disposal have been achieved,
the party of the first part (Lawyer)
shall have
the option of beginning installation of the party
of the fourth part (“New
Light Bulb”).
This installation shall occur in a manner consistent
with the
reverse of the procedures described in Step 1
of this document, being careful
to note that the rotation
should occur in a clockwise direction,
said direction
also being non-negotiable.
NOTE: The above-described steps may be performed,
at
the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer),
by said party of the first part
(Lawyer),
by his heirs and assigns,
or by any and all persons authorized by him
to do so,
the objective being to produce a level of illumination
in the
immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front
(north) door consistent with
maximization of
commerce and revenue for the party of the fifth part,
also
known as “The Firm.”
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Canadian Road Rage
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Funny Bar Signs
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Mercedes Xmas ad
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Odds and Ends
John Glenn dies aged at 95
Remembering the First American To Orbit Earth
ed....I found 19
High Five
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Rick’s Rant
Happy Holidays
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Phun Phacts
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Introducing Amazon Go
and the
world’s most advanced shopping technology
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Funny Signs
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A college physics professor was
explaining
a particularly complicated concept to his class
when a pre-med
student interrupted him.
"Why do we have to learn this stuff?"
the
frustrated student blurted out.
"To save lives," the professor responded
"To save lives," the professor responded
before continuing the
lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again.
"So how does physics save
lives?
"The professor stared at the student
"The professor stared at the student
without saying a word.
"Physics saves lives," he finally continued,
"Physics saves lives," he finally continued,
"because it keeps
the idiots out of medical school."
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Sad Truths
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"Word of the Week"
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Phils Philosophy
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Answers to puzzles
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