Phils Phun

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

104
The trip to Sydney has thrown the blog sequence out a bit
Will still publish twice a week but now be on different days
You will notice on the right hand side I have added a couple of more "Blogs that I read"
Check them out , Iknow that you will enjoy them

Over at Tacky Raccoons I found these
The first is a Doo Wop song from 1962 by the Five Discs
entitled "Never Let you Go"

Not only is it a great tune it is complimented with a great movie clip from the 1938
zany comedy "You can't take it with you"
starring James Stewart and Jean Arthur

The second great Video Clip was The 1959 Marty Robbins hit El Paso

What makes this so good is the cameo role played out by Steve Martin

Ithink this was made for MTV in the early 70's

For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an "Australian treasure!" General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.

You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Thanks Geoff Collins

TODAYS CARTOONS

Ex Wife Jokes

A cop tries to pull over a guy for speeding who tries to outrun him.

Finally the guy gives up and pulls over.

The now PO'd cop walks up and yells at the guy,

"What's the big idea?"

The guy responds, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," he said,

"and I was afraid he was trying to give her back!"

"Off you go," said the officer.

She was a great housekeeper. When we divorced, she kept the house.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant,

and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin

as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife.

She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago,

and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My goodness!" says the wife.

"Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

Why were hurricanes usually named after women?

Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild,

but when they go, they take your house and car.

Why, Hi There!

An elder Cherokee was teaching his grandchildren.

He said to them:

"A fight is going on inside of me. A terrible fight.

It is between two wolves.

One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego.

The other stands for joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humanity, kindness, benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.

The same fight is going on inside you and inside every other person too."
They thought about it for a minute,

then one child asked his grandfather:

"Which wolf will win?"
The old Cherokee simply replied..."The one you feed."

Chicks in a hot tub

A man is waiting in the doctor's office.

A casual aquaintance walks in and sits down next to him, and asks,

"W-w-w what are y-y-y you d-d-d doing here?"

The man replies, "I am waiting to see the doctor."

"W-w-why d-d do y-y-you w-w-want to s-s-s-see him?"

The man replies, "Well, if you must know, I have a prostate problem."

"A p-p-prostate p-p-problem? W-w-what's th-th-that?"

"I pee like you talk."

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.

As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake,

a carp came along and snatched up the wallet.

Soon came another carp who stole it away

and then a third joined in.

Remarked one of the fisherman,
"That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."

Very punny

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the guy whose entire left side was cut off? Well!!! He's all right now.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

A thief fell into wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

The geology professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

A will is a dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes in verse.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

A calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture: a jab well done

Peek a boo

Camera shy Pandas

The Stripper Bear

New Babies

The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family

who were waiting for the news:

"We had twins!"

The family was so excited they immediately asked,

"Who do they look like?"

The father paused, smiled, and said, "Each other."

A man goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son.

The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy,

and the father replies, "Euro."

The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it's a currency.

The man says: "What?

There weren't any objections when

I called my first two sons Mark and Frank."

"There's a new baby at our house," little Sally (aged 4) informed the mailman.

"Is that so? Is he going to stay?" asked the mailman.

"I think so," replied Sally glumly.

"He's got all his things off."

One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby,

the mother had to go out to do some errands,

so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.

Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry.

The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying.

Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.

After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying,

the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area.

When he opened the diaper, he found was indeed full

."Here's the problem," the doctor explained.

"He just needs to be changed."

The perplexed father remarked,

"But the diaper package specifically says it's good for up to 10 pounds!"

Signs of the times

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Thanks Jane Bradford

Its a Wonderful World

Say Cheese!

Western Australia

An aerial photo of Wolfe Creek Crater

On the Tanami Track south of Halls Creek

The true spirit of the Olympics

Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions,

but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved

from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim

that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah,

but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah

slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus”

and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua”

including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans,

and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women,

but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary,

who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed,

came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes

in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years),

but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen

sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those

who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects -

will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering.

And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.”
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology,

and physics have failed to convince you otherwise,

some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues”

may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers.

You consider that to be evidence that prayer works.

And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible,

Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

Today's music

Australian Crawl

The Boy's light up

Now, here is something a little different

Lyle Lovett and Buckwheat Zydeco

with some cajun music Gotta love it!!

That was your Mother

Friday, February 15, 2008

103
Back home after a relaxing few days in Sydney
Below are a couple of snaps of many
First one taken from Taronga Zoo and looking back towards the city
and the other near the maritime Museum, Darling Harbour

On February 15th 1965 Nat King Cole passed away

Nat King Cole Unforgettable with his daughter Natalie

On another sad note, yesterday Australia lost a legend Smoky Dawson

Smoky was 94

Here is one of his last recordings [2006]

Watch at 1min 30 picture with late Slim Dusty

Home stead of my Dreams

RIP Mate

Today's Cartoons

For golfers only

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks

Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.

The term 'mulligan' is really a contraction of the phrase 'maul it again.'

A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers .. neither of whom can putt very well.

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.

Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.

If your best shots are the practice swing and the 'gimme putt', you might wish to reconsider this game.

Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.

Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won't work and both are expensive.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of> beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7... Foursomes are encouraged.

#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible.

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3.. If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.

#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....

#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

An important event I missed whilst in Sydney was Valentines Day

Here's my contribution

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic,

he said, it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said,

“Now that’s addition.”
In silent satisfaction,

she sweetly gave the kisses back and said,

“Now that’s subtraction.”
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said,

“That’s multiplication.”
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said,

“That’s long division!”

An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.

At thewoman's insistence,

they agreed that a prenuptial agreement would be drawn up.

She said: I want to keep my house.

He said that's fine with me.

She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.

He said: That's fine with me

.She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.

He said: That's fine with me..................

Put me down for Fridays............

Another event that happened while I was away

was the Chinese New Year

The Year of the Rat

A couple of golden oldies
It Makes you Wonder........

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane

when the stranger turned to her and said,

"Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation

with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,

"What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know", said the stranger.

"How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you aquestion first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.

Yet a deer excretes little round pellets,

while a cow turns out a flatpatty,

and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says,

"Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies,

"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power

when you don't know shit?"
thanks to Don Henry

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.

They managed to bag 6.

As they were loading the plane to return,

the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly.

"Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all

and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.

However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load

and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick,

"Any idea where we are?"

Mick replied,

"I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

thanks David Jamieson

Biggest Size you've got please

Have posted this for my readers in the States

Don't know how true it is

Perhaps they will let me know

You are what you read . . .

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the Country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the Country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another Country but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country ... or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided, of course, that they are not Republicans.

11. The National Inquirer is read by people trapped in line at the Grocery store.

More Cartoons

It's a Wonderful World

My good Friend Bunk from Tacky Raccoons sent me this clip

Like me , he is a big fan of Johnny Cash

Johnny Cash and Joe Strummer

The Redemption Song

Another great Country legend who is not with us anymore

Marty Robbins

My Woman My Woman My Wife

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

102
Hot, sultry weather continues with Thunderstorms threatening but nothing happening
If only it would rain, just to clear the air
More of the same forecast in the next few days
This is the last post for about a week as I am off to Sydney for awhile

Heres Chris Farlow to get you going

Out of Time

A priest and a rabbi had a tremendous rivalry going,
each going to extremes of piety to impress the other.
It just happened that both of them got new cars at the same time.
It also happened that they both drove into a gas station at the same time.
The priest said a blessing over his car -- in Latin.
The rabbi said his own blessing over his own car -- in Hebrew.
The priest went to put some water in the radiator,
making it clear his car would benefit from the "holy" water.
The rabbi said nothing, but quietly reached into the trunk of his car,
took out a hacksaw,
and cut the end off the exhaust pipe.

Illusions

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Cartoons....Animals

pinched from Miss Cellania

Jake is struggling through an airport terminal with two huge and

obviously heavy suitcases when Bill Gates walks up to him and asks:

"Have you got the time?"

Jake sighs, not recognizing Mr. Gates, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist.

"It's a quarter to six", he says.

"Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!" exclaims Mr. Gates.

Jake brightens a little. "Yeah, it's not bad.Check this out..."

He shows him a time zone display for every time zone in the world.

He hits a few buttons and from somewhere on the watch a voice says

"The time is eleven till six" in a very West Texas accent.

Afew more buttons and the same voice says something in Japanese.

Jake continues "I've put in regional accents for each city.

The display is unbelievably high quality and the voice is simply astounding."

Bill Gates is dumb struck with admiration.

"That's not all...", says Jake.

He pushes a few more buttons and a tiny but very hi-resolution map

of New York City appears on the display.

"The flashing dot shows our location by satellite positioning, " explains Jake.

"View recede ten", Jake says, and the display changes to show eastern New York state

."I want to buy this watch!" says Bill Gates, thinking of the potentia lprofits

after his engineers tear it apart and then market it throughout the world.

"Oh, no, it's not ready for sale yet; I'm still working out the bugs",says the inventor.

"But look at this", and he proceeds to demonstrate that

"the watch is also a very creditable little FM radio receiver witha digital tuner,

a sonar device that can measure distances up to 125meters,

a pager with thermal paper print out and,

most impressive of all,the capacity for voice recordings of up to

300 standard-size books,though I only have 32 of my favorites in there so far" says Jake.

"I've got to have this watch!" says Bill Gates, becoming insane with desire.

"No, you don't understand; it's not ready."

"I'll give you $1,000 for it!"

"Oh, no, I've already spent more than..."

"I'll give you $5,000 for it!"

"But it's just not..."

"I'll give you $15,000 in cash for it!"

And Bill Gates pulls out his bulging wallet.

Jake stops to think.

He's only put about $8,500 into materials and development,

and with $15,000 he can make another one and have it readyfor merchandising

in maybe a year or so...

Bill Gates frantically waves the cash in front of Jake:

"Here it is,right here and now, $15,000! Take it or leave it!"

Jake abruptly makes his decision:

"Okay,"he agrees as he peels off the watch and hands it to the stranger.

They make the exchange and Bill Gates prances happily away.

"Hey, wait a minute", calls Jake after the stranger.

Bill Gates turns around warily and says:"What?"

Jake points to the two heavy suitcases he had been trying to wrestle through the terminal.

"Don't forget your batteries."

The latest Campaign button from the USA

thanks Jim King

What Antlers are for

Its a man thing...Thanks Gordon Hamilton

Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?
6 men will be dropped on an island with 1 van and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.
Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
There is no access to fast food.
Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done:
There is only one TV between them and there is no remote.
The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves either while driving or while making four lunches.
They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m;
make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,
a tortilla and one marker;
and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
The kids vote them off based on performance.
The winner gets to go back to his job.

More Cartoons

thanks Gordon Hamilton

A fellow was walking along a country road and came upon a farmer working in his field.

The man called out to the farmer

and asked how long it would take him to get to the next town.

The farmer didn't answer.

So, after waiting a bit, the fellow started walking again.

After the man had gone about 100 yards,

the farmer yelled, "About 20 minutes."

Confused, the man turned back toward the farmer and inquired,

"Why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?"

"Well," said the farmer,

"I didn't know how fast you could walk."

Advert for Binoculars

Thats the Olgas ,near Ayers rock [Urulu] in the background

Spectacular video of Glacier melting in Southern Argentina

Global Warming

Job Descriptions in the Real World
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain)
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane. (Laurence J. Peter)
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. (Charles R. Darwin)
A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief."
A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

What a Wondeful World

Happy Hippo's

This guy goes out with his buddies for a night on the town

and they cap off the festivities by going to a house of ill repute.

A week later, the guy visits his doctor complaining of a large green lump on the end of his penis. The doctor does a thorough exam,

then pulls down a weighty medical book and flicks through it till he finds what he's looking for. He looks up and says,

"I'm afraid this is serious. We'll have to operate!"

"Operate?", exclaims the fellow, "Why, Doc? What's the problem?"

"Well, you know how boxers can get a cauliflower ear?

You've developed the same sort of thing.

You've got a brothel sprout."

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
pinched rom Big Shot Bob in Texas

mmmmm I think there's a name for girls like this??