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Wednesday, December 2, 2009
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------------------ It didn't take long Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. It’s really not that surprising. Everyone knows driving is the worst part of his game. Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree .He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. .What do a golf ball and an SUV have in common? Tiger Woods drives both into trees on occasion .Hollywood is making a film based on this incident: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge? He can back up his pitching wedge!
The Jewish Hypnotist Mrs. Cohen came home from her Sisterhood meeting at the synagogue.
She was very excited,
and explained to her husband that the guest at the meeting
had been a wonderful hypnotist. Mr. Cohen then mentioned that attendance was down at the Saturday services.
Maybe they should hire the hypnotist to bring in a crowd.
He talked it over with the rabbi, who thought it was a terrific idea. After lots of publicizing, the synagogue was filled for the Sabbath service. The hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. As the crowd observed, mesmerized, the hypnotist began,
"Vatch the vatch. Vatch the vatch. Vatch the vatch." The congregants carefully observed,
their eyes following the sway of the watch. "Vatch the vatch," the hypnotist continued. Then, accidentally, the watch fell out of his hand. "Crap!" he exclaimed! It took them three weeks to clean up the synagogue.
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yeah, right!!!
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Naughty Joke
Do not read if you are easily offended Three black ladies are getting ready to take aplane trip for the first time.
The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'awlbut I'm gunna
wear me sum hot pink panties beefo Igets on dat plane.
''Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.
The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down
andI'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonnafind me first.'
2 comments:
The video was truly three minutes on the edge of my seat. Awesome.
Have a terrific day Phil. :)
Here's a funny quote to make you smile :)
Double your drive space. Delete Windows! :)
http://www.frceventi.it/wordpress/quante-stelle-al-giro.html
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