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It was the end of the school year,
and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist’s son handed her a gift.
She shook it, held it overhead, and said,
“I bet I know what it is. Flowers.”
“That’s right!” the boy said, “But, how did you know?”
“Oh, just a wild guess,” she said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner’s daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said,
“I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets.”
“That’s right, but how did you know?” asked the girl.
“Oh, just a wild guess,” said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner.
The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking.
She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue.
“Is it wine?” she asked.
“No,” the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage.
“Is it champagne?” she asked.
“No,” the boy replied, with more excitement.
The teacher took one more big taste before declaring,
“I give up, what is it?”
With great glee, the boy replied,
“It’s a puppy!”
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Tiger Woods
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A comely redhead was thrilled to have obtained a divorce
thanks Liz Z
------------------------------------------------Over at
Izismile.com. Daily news and sun stuff
they ran a series of photos taken by International Press Agencies
Here is a selection of some of the ones I liked
You can enlarge any of the above by clicking on the picture
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The kids and/or the grandchildren (OR THE ADULTS) will enjoy this on
Click on each of the reindeers once opened.
Click here: http://www.glenn.tapley.us/MC.swf
thanks Wayne W
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The Cowboys Tips For A long Life
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering you none.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Telling a man to git and making him do it are two entirely different propositions
When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or
If you're riding ahead of the herd,
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,
And never, ever, spit against the wind.
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I'm satisfied with just a cottage below
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1 comment:
Yes, I miss President Bush. I can't stand the idiots in Washington DC. They scare the living daylights out of me. Spend, spend, spend and there is no longer 'We the People'. They don't care one bit about what we want.
Have a terrific day. :)
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